Mirror Mirror: A lot of nothing

Lily Collins stars as Snow White alongside her seven dwarf companions in Mirror Mirror. Courtesy of Alliance Atlantis


Born in the late 1700’s, the Brothers Grimm penned fairy tales that have endured the test of time, becoming the most recognizable children’s folklore around the world. One of their most popular stories, Snow White, is receiving two cinematic re-imaginings this year; Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman. Things are looking up for the latter, as Mirror Mirror will no doubt leave you unimpressed.

In this reworked tale, the story is told from the evil queen’s (Julia Roberts) point of view and pits her against Snow White (Lily Collins) in a battle for the heart of the prince and subsequently the kingdom.

Director Tarsem Singh (Immortals, The Cell) fails miserably to coax a solid performance out of any of the cast. Practically every line of dialogue out of the actor’s mouths felt “good enough” rather than “brilliant!” and, because of this, the entire film suffered.

The visuals are at times interesting, and at others, confusing, with the large amount of unnecessary CGI making the entire affair seem over the top.

There is absolutely no chemistry between Lily Collins (The Blind Side) and Armie Hammer (The Social Network). We simply have to accept that their good looks are enough to warrant their intense romantic pull toward each other.

Hopefully, the second Snow White movie will deliver something more than this travesty.

Bottom Line: Pop in the original Disney classic and shield yourself and loved ones from this movie.

Grade D

Runtime: 106 minutes
IMAX: No
3D: No

About David Budo

I started reviewing movies simply because I became tired of being told what I should like. I don’t believe in following anyone’s opinion but my own, so you know you are not reading the reviews of a Hollywood sheep. Not every movie is trying to win an Oscar. Some simply want to make us laugh, or give us an a adrenaline rush. I love any movie that speaks to me and accomplishes it’s goals. Currently, I’m the film critic for moviecheeks.ca, York Region Media Group and eventually the world. Let’s talk film! View all posts by David Budo

2 Responses to “Mirror Mirror: A lot of nothing”

  • Candace

    The previews didn’t appeal to me anyway! But for real what’s with snow white recently..there’s also the tv show once upon a time that’s based on all the characters but the main is snow…it was never my fav fairy tale (I love Cinderella) but I guess people love snow white!

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